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Possum Demotivational Poster



TAGS: possum stew recipe
Rating: 4/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:35 pm
Oopsie! Opossums are American. Possums are Australian. Is that half (a pound) of warthog? Anyway, five lions.

BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry


Australia -

TAGS: pygmy possum
Rating: 4.78/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:46 pm
Sure, you SAY that, but look at how ridiculously short his fingers are, the vile thing probably bit them off, it's probably one of those things like the alien miners in galaxy quest that look cute but they get all nasty and turn on you and try to eat you.
CloudchaserS - August 18, 2015, 9:41 am
It's out to kill you with cuteness
mizzdizz - August 17, 2015, 9:54 am
Awwwwww!!!!! TOO cute!!!!! The stuff that's out to kill you is just more interesting! Adorable! 5L

CANNED POSSUM - It says it's from Alabama, but how do you know it's not from Lousiana?

TAGS: nom nom possum
Rating: 3.57/5

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TooTsiE - March 23, 2010, 3:21 pm
hahaha... sun dried...

"HELLO POSSUMS!" - Public Service Announcement "It's 11PM ... Do you know where your pants are?"

BIG CITY FOLKS - City Folks ain't two smart, don't know the difference between a possum and a cat!

TAGS: redneck cat possum
Rating: 1.96/5
Kungfusion - May 21, 2009, 2:32 pm
This was a joke lol. He recorded all of the phone calls saying it was a possum and call animal control. lol it was hilarious. google that ****. or go on college humor.
er - November 26, 2008, 5:50 pm
and 'two', 'too' and 'to'.
RII - August 6, 2008, 8:29 am
Err, 'two' and 'too'... Admitted fail!
RII - August 6, 2008, 8:28 am
They know the difference between 'two' and 'to' though.

WE'LL WAIT HIM OUT - Sooner or later he's going to stop playing possum.



TAGS: favorite food assignment id rather eat a dead possum
Rating: 3.4/5

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Reason - December 21, 2009, 3:55 pm
1 reason im glad i dont live in Canada. we get down to -15 or so with windchill and those days are few. One thing though my weather changes constantly, a few weeks ago it was 60 F now its like 15 F.
CANADA - December 21, 2009, 12:21 am
we hit -40 with the windchill here week before last
Reason - December 21, 2009, 12:12 am
i get it now. sometimes innuendo is lost on me after i shovel 2 feet of snow. Its just so cold all you can think is: "f***, IT'S COLD"
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:10 pm
A good advert. Tuna - unsustainably being fished out everywhere.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:13 pm
I'm glad you got the joke ;)
Reason - December 20, 2009, 11:16 am
that is a vomitous and disgusting mass of bleh. Poor cooking skills are likely to be the cause of this because i've had tuna casserole and it didn't look like that

Yo Bro! -


POSSUM HOSTAGES - You know there's not gonna be a happy ending.


TAGS: dog possum death fake maturity
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - January 8, 2016, 7:15 pm

To the guy who submitted this......welcome back